You were in an airplane and your window popped out?
You were attacked by a great white shark?
You slipped on a banana peel?
You were attacked by a swarm of bees?
You were hit by a meteorite?
You put on the world's loudest headphones?
You stowed away on the next moon mission?
You were strapped into Dr. Frankenstein's machine?
Your elevator cable broke?
You barreled over Niagara Falls?
You couldn't fall asleep?
You were struck by lightning?
You took a bath in the world's coldest tub?
You skydived from outer space?
You were caught in a human stampede?
You jumped into a black hole?
You were on the Titanic and didn't make it into a lifeboat?
You were killed by this book?
You were raised by buzzards?
You were sacrifices into a volcano?
You dug a hole to China and jumped in?
You toured the Pringles factory and fell off the catwalk?
You played Russian roulette with a really, really big gun?
You ate the world's deadliest substance?
You lived in a nuclear winter?
You were swarmed by mosquitoes?
You became an actual human cannonball?
You were hit by a penny dropped from the top of the Empire State building?
You actually shook someone's hand?
You were the ant under the magnifying glass?
You stuck your head in a particle accelerator?
You were holding this book and it instantly collapsed into a black hole?
You stuck a really, really powerful magnet to your forehead?
You were swallowed by a whale?
You took a swim outside a deep-sea submarine?
You stood on the surface of the sun?
You ate as many cookies as Cookie Monster?